Batman with a hard-on is already a funny thought, but this thing leans into it like a horny drummer who only knows one beat and just keeps hitting that snare. You open the game and it’s basically: here, have this chunky, veiny Dark Knight, already hard like a brick, and your job is not to save Gotham, it’s to make sure he doesn’t waste a single drop. There’s no slow burn, no teasing origin story, it starts straight in the mess: Batwoman bent over or on her knees, Harley crashing the party with that smug dirty smile, and the only real question is where you want the cum to land. The whole “buttons in the corner” thing feels very old-school Flash, like those forbidden tabs you’d hide behind an Excel sheet at work. You tap one icon and suddenly Batwoman is swallowing him down, her lips stretched cartoon-tight, another click and she’s getting pounded from behind so hard the cape might as well be a flag.

What I loved is how the game pretends it’s about reaching 100% pleasure, like it’s some kind of emotional journey, and then the actual rhythm is just you spamming the same position, squinting at a little bar creeping up while Batman jackhammers someone’s ass like a metronome. There’s this tiny moment when you switch from oral to anal and the sound pops slightly wrong, like someone dropped a drumstick on the floor during live recording. I replayed that part more than I should, not even for the sex, just to hear that stupid click sound. The facial shots are the real payoff though: if you time it right, the bar hits 100% and he explodes all over Batwoman’s face, white stuff dripping down her chin, eyes half-closed, and it’s gross and hot and also hilariously blunt. Sometimes I’d deliberately miss the “ideal” moment, just to see how broken the animation would look if he started unloading too soon, like he got overexcited the second Harley walked into frame. It looks buggy as hell, but in a way that feels kinda honest, like the devs were horny first and careful second. There’s no complex combo system, no deep branching paths, just you, some dirty buttons, capped teeth clenching around a bat-dick, and facials that hit like the last crashing cymbal in a sloppy punk track. Every orgasm feels slightly off-beat, which somehow makes it better.